Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
those text posts where every single comment is pure gold
WAIT I MESSED UP
what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong
don’t say something like that
mascara packaging can get really intense???
it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists